2008-10-01 [DeeJay™]: thanks for that, nikolas.. x]
but what i meant was; what's the point in using the forums, if you just press the 'skip all' button?

2008-10-02 [Ultiem]: thats if you dont wanna read all the stuff that was there before your invite there

2008-10-25 [El]: i wanna be a forum memer yo! like so i can nominate...*crosses arms*....

2008-10-26 [Ultiem]: thats nice

2008-11-25 [goblin_king]: Is there any way to find out by how many votes I won that by, perchance? I know that was quite some time ago.

2008-11-25 [Ultiem]: back track in previous versions to the poll

2008-12-02 [Ultiem]: I made it awfully clear in another wiki that all nominees should take a good look at the rules, it is also best that the nominators remind their nominees of the same this way ejections dont happen.

2008-12-02 [Mr. oogie boogie]: *forhead palm*.. nice one joey

2008-12-03 [Ultiem]: OH OH there is a picture for that let me find it came out of a wiki [Nekko Fox] owns

2008-12-03 [Mr. oogie boogie]: oh because we all SO love him xD

2008-12-09 [Majestic Nightmare of Massacre]: yea this post may be deleted BUT i dont care. it will be read none the less, BUT i figured i would notify that there is cheating in the awards and it comes from doctor bob's diary and it is such


Oh my god, y'all...y'all better get y'allselves on over to sexiest guy award and vote.

And vote for the guy I nominated, or I'll find you and pour acid down your pants.

2008-12-09 [Mr. oogie boogie]: Oh kitty let it go for god sake..

look.. i like you.. ok? but this vendetta you have against bob?.. no offense love, but get over it..

first of all.. what he was saying was clearly a joke aimed at all the idiots who don't read the rules and try to spam to get people votes..

second of all? he nominated Glenn.. who didn't get disqualified anyway, joey did, for.. would you know it... Cheating (love you joey xD <3).. so don't single him out because you have issues with him.. many have done the same thing in the past, and people will continue to do so.. go attack them with it too..

ok? im sorry if that was offensive to you.. but enough is enough

2008-12-09 [Six.]: 'enough is enough' isn't something alot of people on here quite understand.

There are a few who can't let go, and never will be able too.

2008-12-09 [Mr. oogie boogie]: .. that seemed aimed at me.. because let's face it.. we have had our issues xD

2008-12-09 [Six.]: No, not aimed at you at all.

So don't be paranoid ;]

2008-12-09 [Mr. oogie boogie]: Psch.. glenn.. you make it seem like you dont know me at all ;P xD ahah

2008-12-09 [Six.]: I'd lay off the weed if you're that paranoid ;]

2008-12-09 [Mr. oogie boogie]: Pssshhh.. Fuck that..

Being Green is the way of the future, yo..

xD..

nah i don't actually smoke anything.. im just paranoid because im me... and it's automatically built in

2008-12-09 [Six.]: Hahahahaha

You don't have to smoke it ;]

2008-12-09 [Mr. oogie boogie]: im too much of a retard to know what else you can do with it xD..

2008-12-09 [Six.]: Hahahahaha, bless you.

2008-12-09 [Mr. oogie boogie]: Im gonna leave this as my last comment so my rant doesnt disapear before anyone see's it xD

2008-12-10 [Rosy™]: Bob didn't even mention who it was in that entry that he nominated. Get over it, sweetypie.

2008-12-10 [El]: hahaha god that was priceless XD

2008-12-10 [Mr. oogie boogie]: what was?

2008-12-10 [El]: the previous...^^

2009-02-24 [Six.]: Just wondering if I was okay to nominate!
It still says January so I got a bit confused :P

-is dense-

EDIT:
Thankyou!
I didn't wanna change shit that wasn't mine to change :]

2009-05-20 [Killopkie]: o.O

2009-05-30 [Isfet]: What the hell, why does it say nominations for April?

You guys need to get your shit together. Srsly.

2009-05-30 [El]: i have been up there since feb....o0

2009-05-30 [Ultiem]: yep, sure have

2009-05-30 [Isfet]: Why on earth hasn't it been started or anything?

2009-05-31 [Ultiem]: because it wasnt until recently that someone was placed up as his competition

2009-05-31 [Isfet]: Gotcha.

2009-07-28 [Bat Zaddy]: Are nominee photos not to be uploaded to FAKE?

2009-07-28 [Bo]: there susposta bee

2009-07-28 [Bat Zaddy]: I just saw when I was nominating you, that the other one is hosted through Tinypic.

2009-07-28 [Bo]: yea i run firefox and noticed that but didnt say anything

2009-07-28 [Mikame Sayomi]: ♥Kitty dances as she finally got to nominate a certain someone for something.♥

2009-07-28 [Doll]: *watches Misa dance* its so pretty...

2009-07-28 [Mikame Sayomi]: Ack I'm so random today. ♥Sngugles up to Dollie♥

2009-07-28 [Doll]: *cuddles Misa* yeeah its ok though :)

2009-07-28 [Mikame Sayomi]: ♥Snuggles♥

2009-07-28 [Doll]: tee hee <3

2009-07-28 [Mikame Sayomi]: ♥

2009-07-28 [Doll]: im stealing your heart >.>
andputting it on my wiki with the star!

2009-07-28 [Mikame Sayomi]: I don't mind lol.

2009-07-28 [Bo]: i think the pirate skull is cooler and the tryforce

2009-07-28 [Doll]: what??? triforce?? where???

2009-07-28 [Bo]: on captian jacks page

2009-07-28 [Doll]: >.> really now....

2009-08-08 [Doll]: <poll:1720>

2009-08-08 [Mr. oogie boogie]: Jeez doll.. try post it on more wiki's? ;P <3

2009-08-08 [EvilleBrat19]: i am here for [Bo]

2009-08-10 [Bo]: sweet

2009-08-10 [El]: i have never seen anyone vote for themselves o_O

2009-08-10 [DeeJay™]: ..you've never seen me compete! xD
and i still come second... T_T

2009-08-11 [Six.]: I don't believe I voted for myself, though, I may have done.

2009-08-11 [Bo]: yea thats kinda sad i was wating for him 2 vote foe me befor ivoted for him

2009-08-11 [Six.]: No, I remember, I voted for my opposition, and he voted for me.
It's just polite I guess, for lack of being able to spell a better word.

2009-08-11 [Ruprecht Romanova]: Neither of you are out anything if you both vote for the other....it's not only polite, it's fair, as well as in good spirit of competition. No one says you gotta do it, but I think it demonstrates maturity and shows that you aren't taking things too seriously. 

2009-08-11 [Bo]: isnt that illigal [Mikame Sayomi]

2009-08-11 [Mikame Sayomi]: I thought it was if they themselves ask for votes. ♥Head tilts as she blinks♥ I'm not sure.

2009-08-11 [Ruprecht Romanova]: I made a diary entry and suggested people vote for the person I nominated, and someone tried to get me in trouble for it...but nothing came of it. No one ever said anything to me about it being against the rules - I wouldn't have even known she tried to turn me in for it if it hadn't gone down here in the comments section. 

Maybe it's cause I said it in my diary? There are things you can put in your diary that would not be allowed anywhere else, like graphically violent images. Can't put em up on your page, but you can slap up as many as you like in your diary. 

My point is, I don't know either. Nnnyay for Fake ambiguity.

2009-08-11 [Mikame Sayomi]: ♥Grins and snugs Bob gently♥ As far as I was told if YOUR the nominated party you can't ask for votes but if someone supports you they can. Their asking for the votes not you. Unless I misunderstood it, which I doubt I did.

2009-08-11 [Ultiem]: If you are targetting someone with your asking for votes it is cheating. ♥Randomly waves flags in hope to gain some votes for her boyfriend♥ This is cheating. See the Fake Awards Rules for more examples of cheating. If you have any questions regarding the rules; then perhaps it is best not ask someone who thinks they know the rules rather to ask someone who wrote the rules.

2009-08-11 [Mikame Sayomi]: Sowwie then Ultiem I didn't know. ^_^

2009-08-11 [Ultiem]: That is alright, i just removed the problem in question.

2009-08-11 [Bo]: i didnt want him geting booted off for a reason like that thats y i pointed it out i at least want to win one by votes

2009-08-11 [Mikame Sayomi]: I'm not upset or anything I wouldn't want that either.

2009-08-14 [Bo]: ok thx

2009-08-15 [Ultiem]: Fake Awards Ruling Suggestion

2009-10-16 [Doll]: omg, how was he not nominated before this?

2009-10-16 [Bat Zaddy]: No idea. O_O

2009-10-16 [Mr. oogie boogie]: Me?

2009-10-16 [Bat Zaddy]: Si.

2009-10-16 [Doll]: yes, wow...

2009-10-16 [Mr. oogie boogie]: Well.. because im not sexy? Duh ^_^

2009-10-16 [Bat Zaddy]: Oh, shush you are too

2009-10-16 [Mr. oogie boogie]: LIAR! xD

2009-10-16 [Bat Zaddy]: Notuh

2009-10-16 [Mr. oogie boogie]: Ya-huh.. drove YOU away didnt i? ;P xD <3

2009-10-16 [Bat Zaddy]: Nope.

2009-10-16 [Doll]: pfft, he knows hes sexy.... ooooh he knows it...

2009-10-16 [Mr. oogie boogie]: Oh i SO did.. and you KNOW it xD..

I actually DONT know it >.>... i really dont think i am.. trust me >_<.. i hate myself when it comes to that >.>.. but.. stop complimenting me >_<.. it WELL looks like im fishing for it!.. so stop it.. or il end relations ;P.. oh yeah.. dont make me go there

2009-10-16 [Bat Zaddy]: JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK IS, HE IS SEXY!!! HE'S SEXY, SEXY, SEXY. La la la la la lalalalalala lalalal. WHAT'S THIS?! WHAT'S THIS?! JACK! IS SEXY!

2009-10-16 [Mr. oogie boogie]: ¬¬....

You.. are NOT in good books.. NOT!

2009-10-16 [Bat Zaddy]: *Rocks around to the "Jack is sexy" version of "What's this?"*

2009-10-16 [Doll]:

[Mr. oogie boogie] is *drools* sooo sexy <3

2009-10-16 [Mr. oogie boogie]: .>...

I hate you both..

2009-10-16 [Doll]: we love you too hun!!!

2009-10-16 [Bat Zaddy]: Haahahaha. ^_^

2009-10-16 [Mr. oogie boogie]: </3

2009-10-16 [Bat Zaddy]:

<3

2009-10-16 [Doll]: i concur!

2009-10-20 [Ruprecht Romanova]: When's the vote?

2009-10-20 [Bat Zaddy]: It may start at the end of the month, assuming that there is another person up.

2009-10-20 [Doll]: im suppose to be nominating a friend... just dont know which award it was.... my memory gets stupid some times and loses info >.<

2009-10-20 [Bat Zaddy]: Ahaha, wow. O_O

2009-10-20 [Doll]: yeeeah -_-'

2009-11-15 [Mr. oogie boogie]: Well this is taking a good amount of time huh xD

2009-11-15 [Isfet]: It's because everyone is too intimidated to go against you, lol.

2009-11-17 [Doll]: i heard that [Agent47] might get nommed, and my friend [Toddy] wanted me to nominate him for this... i just keep forgetting to -_-

2009-11-17 [Doll]: there, now it will be a competition as soon as the new month rolls around ^_^

2009-11-17 [Isfet]: haha.

2009-11-17 [Doll]: though it would be better if there were more guys nominated :/

2009-11-17 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [OW! O.O]

2009-11-17 [Doll]: O.o nominate some one?

2009-11-17 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [I Will Be. When I get the pic.s I want... WHICH he promised tomorrow... >.<]

2009-11-17 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [I've only been waiting for 2 weeks.. Lol. Busy Busy naked men.]

2009-11-17 [Doll]: lol, well i look forward to the nom ^_^
^{nom nom nom}

2009-11-17 [Isfet]: Yeah. All of the awards need more people at a time ... it's not really appropriate if you win by default :/

2009-11-17 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [I agreeeeee. heheh.]

2009-11-17 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [I was stuck between adding him here or the Man Panty awards.. hmmm... I think I wanna go with this]

2009-11-17 [Doll]: I KNOW!!!!!!!! i want to go up against like 5, or 6, or 10 people my next award -_-
(yeah i removed my nom for the man panty so i could add this, lol)

2009-11-17 [Bat Zaddy]: [Doll] I think you've won every award that you CAN win.

2009-11-17 [Toddy]: she seems to do that, if it was "legal" i could see her with a strap on , winning best dick award lol

2009-11-17 [Doll]: shh >.>

and lets see here:
Sexiest Guy Award - can't enter
Sexiest Girl Award - won
Best Tits Award - won
Best Penis Award - to be determined, lol
Sexiest Ass Award - won
Best Slave Award - won
Best Master Award - won
Best Pussy Award - yet to enter
sexiest underwear awards - guys - can't enter
sexiest underwear awards - girls - won

soo >.> yeeeah looks like i got almost all i can

2009-11-17 [Toddy]: haha, wanker alice XD

2009-11-17 [Doll]: whaaat? no >.>

2009-11-17 [Toddy]: yayyyy <333

2009-11-18 [Isfet]: paha.

You should do the strap on thing. It'd be humorous, if nothing else.

I'd lawl.

XD

2009-11-18 [Toddy]: totally , hahah

2009-11-19 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [Lol.. Yah but think of the poor men who would not want to enter, Because honestly, who wouldn't vote for that? Thats Great!!.. Then they would all be like 'Damnit, Got beat by a rubber dick!' _AGAIN ..]

2009-11-19 [Toddy]: lol , really

2009-11-19 [Doll]: i like the last word of what Jes had to say ^_^

2009-11-19 [Toddy]: quite

2009-12-07 [timmM]: can some 1 nominate me please =].

2009-12-07 [Doll]: you cant be nominated while a poll is going ^_^
you will have to wait till after the first of next month when this poll goes down and nominating can be held again :)

2009-12-07 [Toddy]: i tought so, but i wasnt sure enoughs to say sry mr timm

2009-12-12 [timmM]: awww some 1 nominate me next time then :)

2009-12-12 [Toddy]: make sure ya tell someone and they will have ti done ^^

2009-12-12 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [I wanted to nom someone but they never freaking sent me any pix]

2009-12-12 [Toddy]: yah, i let alice pic which one of mine, i really dont care, i just wanted to see what would happen :P

2009-12-12 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [Das one hawt pic yo. Twaz my second choice.. no offence men]

2009-12-12 [Toddy]: like i sayed it was a random experiment lol, no huge hopes ,, well any at all lol, :P

happy voting everyone, there be some smexy other two guys up there

2009-12-12 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [lol well youre going to place no matter what.. so YAY for placing already *eHUG*]

2009-12-12 [Toddy]: id rather not place , but it not up to me is why i liek this thingy, all i had a say in was asking alice one day to nom me for an award lol ,

2009-12-18 [Lollipop Rage]: Jack is one hot male XD

2009-12-18 [Toddy]: that he is , well my words would be attractive, but same concept

2009-12-18 [Lollipop Rage]: Well, I can be informal with Jack, I feel comfortable enough to do so, you see ^.^

2009-12-18 [Toddy]: no i dont use word hott lol, it dont make sence to me, im the kind of guy who would feel someones forehead when someone calles them hott

2009-12-18 [Lollipop Rage]: XD
Well I detest the word when its used on my by people that I'm unfamilar with.
So instead I'll say "Wow, Jack sure is man-pretty"

2009-12-18 [Toddy]: deal miss malice

that makes me smile to and giggle

2009-12-18 [Lollipop Rage]: AWESOMESAUCE!
Now, it's time for dancing smilieys!
(>")> <("<)

2009-12-18 [Toddy]: ohhhh toddys jealous,

all i do is sit about and wiggle lol

2009-12-18 [Lollipop Rage]: Don't feel bad. Most of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.

2009-12-18 [Toddy]: haha, nicew one miss malice,

mines from skateboarding everywherre dw

2009-12-18 [Lollipop Rage]: I mean, most wouldn't assume I'm that kind of girl, and it's not like I takes clothes off, I just get plastered every so often and dance on friends tables.

2009-12-18 [Toddy]: haha, ok well since alcohol can be involved, i give lapdances lo, and wear the kilt, and ,,, bes tleft unsaid lol

2009-12-18 [Lollipop Rage]: Lapdances?
You mean like stand while someone is sitting and dance?
(I know what they are, just felt like being a smart-ass)

2009-12-18 [Toddy]: yeps, in a kilt at that lol, with a bottle of loki in one hand and the other hand being naughty, but hell im a naughty drunk lol.

2009-12-18 [Lollipop Rage]: I'd have to run away. Surely you understand.

2009-12-18 [Toddy]: awhh thats no fun,. and do explain , just to i do understand

2009-12-18 [Lollipop Rage]: Well, if you were a non-sexual girl, how would you act if someone started being sexual?

2009-12-19 [Toddy]: hey lapdances arent sexual lol , well they dont have to be i mean if i did it, cant be that sexual lol, its me :P

2009-12-19 [Isfet]: Yeah, she doesn't get sexual when she drinks ... she just gets naked and eats steak in the middle of the floor. Totally different....

2009-12-19 [Toddy]: well least i could admire that lol, you know how there is the angry drunks the extra loving drunks, ect,,, well im weird as hell i guess cause it varies who im with, what i drink, and how much,

wow, not only does this website gets pervy, but its also home to many "alcoholics" hahaha ( the more you know rainbow shows up)

2009-12-20 [Isfet]: Wine makes me love people. Whiskey makes me angry (unless someone is there to give me sex, then I can tone down my anger). Rum makes me throw clocks out of windows ... etc.

2009-12-20 [Bat Zaddy]: lmaao.

Alcohol makes me sexual, loud, and blabby.

2009-12-21 [Toddy]: seee the s cience of it all

so am i a alcoholic or a scirentist, lol

or maybe drank to mucvh to be typing ,,, i dont know,

haha nice me Bathory im bout the same at times

though i still stick with mead being the best everrr

2009-12-21 [Isfet]: I'm drunk right now actually.
And I'm very sexual AND intellectual.
It's quite peculiar.
hah.

2009-12-21 [Bat Zaddy]: lmao.

2009-12-21 [Lollipop Rage]: I wasn't completely naked...was I?

2009-12-21 [Toddy]: no ideal malice, but hey the nakieder the marrier

2009-12-21 [Lollipop Rage]: -_-'

2009-12-21 [Toddy]: hey least thats how it hs been at some points in life lol,

i had a weird as dream bout mr Bathory, and something about drinking, and photoshoots, ,,,, man i need to stop drinking asnd being on fake at night lol

2009-12-21 [Lollipop Rage]: You dreamt about my brother?!

2009-12-21 [Toddy]: like i sayed,, or well bout to say, i have no clue why,

maybe i should stop drinking so much.

well i used to dream bout moving to temple to be around friends i made here . so that may have sparked it

2009-12-21 [Lollipop Rage]: O.o

2009-12-21 [Toddy]: yepps, but oh well guesses that no happens lol

2009-12-21 [Lollipop Rage]: lol

2009-12-21 [Toddy]: soo hows miss malice doing todays?

2009-12-21 [Lollipop Rage]: Well, I think I'm going to strangle this laptop, and throw it out a window in a barbaric display of anger.

2009-12-21 [Toddy]: ohhs, i shoud upload pics of me and my new toy, most know im into swords ,,, well if you saw berserk ,,, i literally made Gutt's sword, that he uses at the early years of the series. it weights bout over 30 pounds right now

2009-12-21 [Lollipop Rage]: 30 pounds? Fuck that noise...

2009-12-21 [Toddy]: noice?

well i still got to shape the blade, probably will end up being 23-26 pounds, wo yeh itll still be beastly heavy, but hey, ill just get strong enough to use it and zombies will all fear I LOTHARRRR, slayer of the UNDED< and justice for all XD

2009-12-22 [Isfet]: Close enough to be naked....

2009-12-22 [Lollipop Rage]: I don' get how eating steak ties into something sexual though...digestion isn't sexy.

2009-12-22 [Bat Zaddy]: No, eating steak isn't the sexual thing. *Does retard, hand-to-chest motion* It's the being naked part.

2009-12-22 [Lollipop Rage]: Then I don't see why the steak was mentioned. eating bloody meat takes away from anything sexy, really.

And besides, I had panties on. I remember.

2009-12-22 [Toddy]: well, this all got uber confusing since i lefts lol

2009-12-22 [Bat Zaddy]: Because it was involved in the situation?

2009-12-22 [Isfet]: Eating steak has nothing to do with it ... being naked or, excuse me, in practically nothing in front of people is uncalled for, and quite sexual. No matter if you're playing golf or sitting on a couch, it still makes it sexual.

2009-12-22 [Toddy]: so no matter what, ,, by what yor saying, correct me wrong, but if you are doing anything, if you are naked, or if your revealing privat areas, it is sexual?

therefore, naked pankake making is sexual?

2009-12-22 [Lollipop Rage]: Well, Toddy, I get what you're saying, but that isn't quite the comparison I would've used. Because I certainly think that cleaning a litter box naked is not sexual, in any way, shape or form.
And beofre you even say anything, there has to be at least ONE person in the world that does that.

But if everything naked is sexual, how do you explain nudists? Are they sex fiends in your mind, just because they go naked?

2009-12-22 [Toddy]: hhahaha, extremely good point miss malice,

and off point, thanks for calling me toddy lol

2009-12-22 [Lollipop Rage]: You're quite welcome.

2009-12-22 [Toddy]: hehe thats why i changes my damn name, got tired of being kryl

2009-12-22 [Lollipop Rage]: I thought you looked familiar.

2009-12-22 [Toddy]: yeh , see my name is todd, and well toddy is just more fun, lol


so yeh kryl was my D&D character in like 8th grade

so yeh i needed a new name , and kryl is turn off IMO lol

2009-12-22 [Lollipop Rage]: Haha, my D&D characters name is Mikah. Wel, my most recent anyway.

2009-12-22 [Isfet]: No, I'm not saying such people are sexual. I didn't really want to go into detail about the exact frame and change of events of the night, however, now that it's turned into this long and drawn out of a thing I will.

A) You stripped down in an effort of making out with me in the first place.
B) Then you proceeded to walk around in practically nothing in front of people that would purposely lust after you.. and then continued to eat steak as such.

etc, etc...
So I'd hardly say it wasn't sexual..

2009-12-22 [Lollipop Rage]: If I remember correctly, we DID make out. And those weren't the reasons I got naked, because we were making out before I even got undressed.
As for the whole lusting thing, that's a no. Can a person not just want to walk around in thier underpants when they're drunk? Really?

2009-12-22 [Toddy]: and this is why i wanted to go to temple lol, something interestign actually does happen there , wellt o me interesint, here a squirrel gets hit on the road and it makes the headline news

2009-12-23 [Isfet]: No ... not really. Typically people don't walk around showing off their shit unless they want something, or if they're just a whore.

2009-12-23 [Toddy]: so im a whore for being nude as much as possible lol , nit always showing it to show it, im just hella lot more comfy with no clothes then with clothes,

2009-12-23 [Isfet]: If you walk around in front of people naked all the time for no given reason... practically. This is America, not some other country. In other countries they may view the body as an object of beauty, but here it's a completely different story. Especially when people have different INTENTIONS entirely.

2009-12-23 [Toddy]: well, hell ill lay aboue with my girl mates naked, and they join me, ,,, not like its one of the suggested rule of my bed lol, but i mean to me its a comfort thing lol, and it bugs me less when people are nude, there isnt all the perv questions, well nto as many, cause iw ouldnt hve to ask much anyting, i could just see for myself lol ,

2009-12-23 [Isfet]: But that's precisely my point. You want them and yourself naked to place sexual value upon them.

So thus, without further wasting my time on the subject that pretty much solves it..